@$%^$% Grass Laws

Well, to start this one off. @$%^$% to grass laws. I grant that you should take care of your lawn, I just don't see the point in mowing every dam week, wasting gas and water becuase it's constantly cut short.

Someone filed a complaint with the building inspector on my yard.

I'll admit that the first time I cut my lawn it was close to 12 inches tall, but both my lawn mowers were busted and I live paycheck to paycheck and did not have the money to take them to get fixed and lack the knowledge of engines to fix them myself. I have been cutting the lawn every TWO weeks since then.

I admit there were 4 weeds that were over 6 inches tall in the front yard. Which I cut down, problem solved right? Wrong. 5 days later I get another notice saying there grass,plant or weed growth over ten inches tall. So I go and stand out on my sidewalk and stare dumbfounded at my yard trying to find this supposed plant matter that is over 10 inches tall, there are the FLOWERS in the flower bed that are over 10 inches. To take care of any offending plant matter I proceded to set my lawnmover to the second lowest setting and mowed the lawn down to root burning short like all the #$%# neighbors do, weedwhacked for hours. The $%#% building inspector is due by the house today. If he finds  supposed plant matter over 10 inches tall, I'm calling it quits with the crap ass village I live in, and my girlfriend finially gets what she wants, me selling the house.

Why,am I on such a rant, you might be asking. Well it is because the house right next door to me has weeds between my gargae and his garage that are close to 5 feet tall and yet no notice to him to cut the lawn. Looks like I'm filing abunch of complaints. There a couple of those inflatable pools in yards on my street, which the crap ass village makes you get a $150 permit to have up. So make the call and say hey do these people have permit for the blowup pool. People want to be assholes, I can be a huge asshole.